i am hannah and i am afraid
black mirror writer: what if when you said “ello yewchube”…..yewchube said ello back…….
(via trashboat)
everyone on here is like “ooo bandersnatch” and “ahh birdbox” well guess what……. look at this fat ass cat
(via unclefather)
me: *just chilin*
brain: hey guess what
me: what
brain: sudden overwhelming sadness, that’s what
me:
me, softly: come on, man
(Source: leftboob-enthusiast)
employer: so what would you say is your biggest weakness?
me: probably just like who I am as a person
(Source: angst420)
Out of the rustling corn, you see a human-looking hand emerge. You know deep down it is not human.
y’all a bunch of city slickers that is NOT corn
(via officialthrashermagazine)